Fantasy Toy Reviews from a Transmasc Perspective
I go feral for the fantasy of a dragon (or merfolk, or other scaly fellow) with a massive tapered cock. That kind of thing brings out all my fantasies of being bred and used. It seems a little at odds with my usual taste for strong texture and thick heads, but hey, I’ll compromise on…
Midnight Menagerie’s first realistic human dildo, Myrddin, aims to please with its girthy stature and strong curve, while its dazzling shimmer and sculpted details make it visually gorgeous. Its shape is right up my alley, so I decided to give it a shot and see if it had the magic touch. Design & Specs Midnight…
Taking a look back at 2025: Articles I wrote, new faves, and highlights for fantastic fantasy toy makers. What The Hell Happened This Year? Starting out with the rough stuff because I don’t want it to get buried. Between tariffs, the economy, and increasing regulations on the market and the internet, things are not looking…
Loakahn, with its alien details and climbing tendrils, is a beautiful sci-fi inspired dildo with an intimidating shape and girthy swell. The design’s details are just what I love to see on a fantasy dildo, promising delicious texture while offering an otherworldly fantasy. Design & Specs Midnight Menagerie is an Australia-based fantasy sex toy maker…
Uberrime’s Nocturna Vampire is a gentle introduction to fantasy dildos, keeping a familiar human shape with enough flair to make it exciting. Available in a size that’s smaller than most fantasy dildos, it’s a solid choice for those new to dildos in the first place. Design & Specs Uberrime is a long-standing indie sex toy shop…
Wandering Bard’s Astarion dildo is a great way to fill the fantasy of having a roguish vampire lover with its fun curve, nicely shaped head, and myriad customization options. It fits my tastes and play styles well, and I’m a fan of the design both visually and in use. Design & Specs Wandering Bard crafts…
Hot Octopuss Amo is a 2-in-1 kind of vibrator, making it excellent for beginners and a great way to switch styles without switching vibes. Its unique shape looks nice and works surprisingly well with my anatomy as a trans man. Design & Specs The Sex Shed, run by the writers behind the Spices of Lust blog, carries…
TERLUS is a sleek alien dildo with a thick swell that’s designed to lock inside the user. It’s an aesthetically appealing design, but I honestly had no idea what the texture would feel like and I was really curious about how the swell would feel in use. Maybe it’s the design itself. Maybe it’s just…
Fantasy Grove’s thick centaur dildo, Utun, takes the popular shape of equine dildos and reimagines it with a shorter length while keeping the characteristic flare. It’s got the flare, the ring, and the curve to make it stand out. It’s a great option for those who prefer girth over length while keeping the design straightforward.…
Adongis, with its lovingly sculpted vines and flowers, is one of the prettiest dildos I own. The design blends two things I love—texture and a humanoid shape—with a filling swell. While it looks like it should work out well for me, I had to test out its particular combination of features to find out exactly…