Fantasy Toy Reviews from a Transmasc Perspective
Where do you look when you want to find a high-quality, realistic dildo in huge sizes and gorgeous colors? Indie shops produce more than just fantasy dildos; some of them craft ridiculously good human dildos with the same quality and care as the rest of their products. BullBoyFF from All Night Toys is one such…
Medusa from Master4Fancy calls to me with its beautiful design, strong texture, and potential for depth play. Add in the serpentine character and it’s a recipe for something that ticks all my boxes. Design & Specs Master4Fancy creates downright stunning toys. Their designs have high quality details and unique silhouettes, while their pours are loaded with…
Got enough stuff to put up your butt? Treat your mouth instead with my favorite recipe. Ingredients Portioned for a single large serving. The pork stock should be thick and flavorful, ideally made by using bone. If it’s gelatinous from the fridge, it’s perfect. Any kind of soy sauce or tamari sauce is suitable, but…
I go feral for the fantasy of a dragon (or merfolk, or other scaly fellow) with a massive tapered cock. That kind of thing brings out all my fantasies of being bred and used. It seems a little at odds with my usual taste for strong texture and thick heads, but hey, I’ll compromise on…
Midnight Menagerie’s first realistic human dildo, Myrddin, aims to please with its girthy stature and strong curve, while its dazzling shimmer and sculpted details make it visually gorgeous. Its shape is right up my alley, so I decided to give it a shot and see if it had the magic touch. Design & Specs Midnight…
Taking a look back at 2025: Articles I wrote, new faves, and highlights for fantastic fantasy toy makers. What The Hell Happened This Year? Starting out with the rough stuff because I don’t want it to get buried. Between tariffs, the economy, and increasing regulations on the market and the internet, things are not looking…
Loakahn, with its alien details and climbing tendrils, is a beautiful sci-fi inspired dildo with an intimidating shape and girthy swell. The design’s details are just what I love to see on a fantasy dildo, promising delicious texture while offering an otherworldly fantasy. Design & Specs Midnight Menagerie is an Australia-based fantasy sex toy maker…
Uberrime’s Nocturna Vampire is a gentle introduction to fantasy dildos, keeping a familiar human shape with enough flair to make it exciting. Available in a size that’s smaller than most fantasy dildos, it’s a solid choice for those new to dildos in the first place. Design & Specs Uberrime is a long-standing indie sex toy shop…
Wandering Bard’s Astarion dildo is a great way to fill the fantasy of having a roguish vampire lover with its fun curve, nicely shaped head, and myriad customization options. It fits my tastes and play styles well, and I’m a fan of the design both visually and in use. Design & Specs Wandering Bard crafts…
Hot Octopuss Amo is a 2-in-1 kind of vibrator, making it excellent for beginners and a great way to switch styles without switching vibes. Its unique shape looks nice and works surprisingly well with my anatomy as a trans man. Design & Specs The Sex Shed, run by the writers behind the Spices of Lust blog, carries…